Anonymous asked:What's the weirdest dimension you've been to?
Weirdest one, eh? Hmm, now that’s a toughie. But there was this one place where eve thing was this desert, but then there were mountains and things that turned out to be statues, except they weren’t really statues, they were wreckage in optical illusions, but then it turned out they were really people, but they were all melted and ugly, and they were made out of warped metal and bells and dandelion clocks and there was this actual clock that kept showing up all cracked or melted and then there was a hole in his hand and then ants came out but they were really loads of bearded people riding bicycles with bread on their heads and
…Fuck. I didn’t think it was possible to make you any more unhinged.
Who gave you an Olmak to play with, anyway? Who the fuck thought that was a good idea??