Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

What's the weirdest dimension you've been to?

ask-vezok:

askvezon:

Weirdest one, eh? Hmm, now that’s a toughie. But there was this one place where eve thing was this desert, but then there were mountains and things that turned out to be statues, except they weren’t really statues, they were wreckage in optical illusions, but then it turned out they were really people, but they were all melted and ugly, and they were made out of warped metal and bells and dandelion clocks and there was this actual clock that kept showing up all cracked or melted and then there was a hole in his hand and then ants came out but they were really loads of bearded people riding bicycles with bread on their heads and image

…Fuck. I didn’t think it was possible to make you any more unhinged.

Who gave you an Olmak to play with, anyway? Who the fuck thought that was a good idea??

Himself.

roadtriprobot asked:

Would you kindly be able to tell me more about your relationship with Avak?

ask-vezok:

Not gonna be anything “kind” about it, but sure. Avak was always a fucking lazy-ass wimp. Could barely even throw a small boulder on a good day. He was always working on some dumbass contraption like that “seismic pickaxe” (seriously, what a piece of needlessly complicated shit), and he’d always say he couldn’t help with anything else until he was done ‘cause he needed ABSOLUTE FOCUS or something dumb like that. ‘Course, then he’d take as long as fucking possible to finish the thing, even a simple zamor launcher, so that he could get pleeeeeenty of fucking rest and relaxation.

And then, whenever someone got utterly fucking fed up with his shit and tried to call him on it, he’d never have the guts to face ‘em like a real Skakdi — he’d just zap ‘em into one of his custom-made prisons with a smug smile on his face. Dammit, he was always so proud of his prisons, always chatting about how ingeniously designed they were. As if there’s any honor in throwing someone in a cage! You want my respect, you need to fucking shove your opponent’s face into their ass, snap ‘em in two, and toss the pieces to the other end of the island.

Plus, he was fucking boring. Never wanted to discuss the latest Tahtorak numbers, barely even seemed interested in girls, just always yammering about his latest stupid idea for an invention. Fucking terrible conversationist.

I didn’t think you would care about honor at all…

Posting to the Bionicle tag in the day

projectiscariot:

kehuri:

projectiscariot:

Is anyone interested in helping me design/playtest a Bionicle Tabletop RPG?

Sounds interesting. I have no experience designing, but you have my attention.

Well, generally design aspects are split into flavor and mechanics, so even if you don’t have experience with RPG mechanics, you can still help design!

So things like fluff? Because I can definitely do fluff.

toatom:

kehuri:

Upon the revealing that the new BIONICLE will use Hero Factory pieces, I’ll admit my hype dropped. I was looking forward to nice, complicated builds returning, and this is a huge letdown. Still hoping for collectibles, but at this point I’m not very hopeful. They seem to have learned from their failures, but also forgotten to learn from their successes too.

That’s what i miss about the old sets, they required thought to build. Even the new titan sets take me less than 5 minutes.

To be fair, the fact that you’re older now is probably a factor.

Still, when I got the Boxor (best decision of my life) I must have spent at least 15-20 minutes building it. Seriously, that thing is a masterpiece.

swirleytwirley:

kehuri:

odst-troll:

Romance isn’t canon in Bionicle. And I love that.

elevenguy:

When I was a kid, I wanted adventure. I wanted action. I wanted fun. And when Bionicle first came out, I was excited to receive all these things and more from an excellent franchise. One of the things that stood out about Bionicle, however, was its lack of romance.

As a kid, I…

When they said Romance wasn’t canon, they ment sex stuff. There could be boyfriends and girlfriends though. Hell, Bionicle has my only ship! (Hewkii x Macku)

I’m afraid I’ll have to burst your bubble, ALL romance is non-canon. It’s been stated multiple times, and Hewkii x Macku, Jaller x Hahli and Matau x Nokama were all retconned out.

Not retconned, the movies and flash animations were done byt people outside of lego who added these things themselves. These things were never meant to be romantic.

They WERE meant to be canon, however, so it was still retconned. I’ll also point out that Matau frequently flirts with Nokama in the books- even more than in the movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Hello! May I ask if my request for medical terms got through? I don't mind waiting for your answer, but I know of tumblr's occasional deleting of an ask.

outofgloom:

Ah yes, it’s been on the list, but I confess I haven’t yet had any inspiration on what kind of “medical terms” the Matoran would have. Are these medical supplies? Diseases? Anatomical terms? Say, let’s ask the tag:

Bionicle tag, what do you think is the state of Matoran medicine? Masks of Healing aren’t necessarily a dime-a-dozen in the MU, so they’ve got to have to some kind of medical practice, although I can’t say I recall ever seeing much of it….What words/concepts do you think we’d encounter?

In places such as Artakha or Karzahni, I’d expect medicine to be just as advanced, if not more so than ours.

odst-troll:

Romance isn’t canon in Bionicle. And I love that.

elevenguy:

When I was a kid, I wanted adventure. I wanted action. I wanted fun. And when Bionicle first came out, I was excited to receive all these things and more from an excellent franchise. One of the things that stood out about Bionicle, however, was its lack of romance.

As a kid, I…

When they said Romance wasn’t canon, they ment sex stuff. There could be boyfriends and girlfriends though. Hell, Bionicle has my only ship! (Hewkii x Macku)

I’m afraid I’ll have to burst your bubble, ALL romance is non-canon. It’s been stated multiple times, and Hewkii x Macku, Jaller x Hahli and Matau x Nokama were all retconned out.

Romance isn’t canon in Bionicle. And I love that.

elevenguy:

When I was a kid, I wanted adventure. I wanted action. I wanted fun. And when Bionicle first came out, I was excited to receive all these things and more from an excellent franchise. One of the things that stood out about Bionicle, however, was its lack of romance.

As a kid, I absolutely hated mushy lovey-dovey stuff (and let’s be honest; I still do). So for me, romance not being canon in Bionicle was like a breath of fresh air. Ask yourself, dear reader, how many stories do you know where romance is not only avoided, but nonexistent within the entire universe in which it takes place? I don’t know about you, but I personally think Bionicle should be applauded for making such a bold choice in making romance non-canon. If you’re upset about the lack of romance, why not celebrate it instead? It’s a unique part of an incredible story.

So many people want pairings of all kinds. And there is a time and a place for that sort of thing, like fanfictions and headcanons (as much as I may disagree with their relevance from time to time).

You may be asking, “what’s the point of this post?” Well, I may not be able to change your perspective, but hopefully this little “rant” helped you to appreciate Bionicle just a little bit more.

Honestly, not really. I agree it’s a good move to avoid it, but to outright come out and say “there’s no such thing as romance” was taking it too far.

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